when you clean your glasses and they go from like 280p to 1080p
6 months in jail for being a responsible father.
My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
I may be obnoxious but at least I’m obnoxious in the tags