Jess. 24. My life reads like a soap opera sometimes. I am burdened with glorious sarcastic tendencies that usually end up getting me in trouble.

drunktrophywife:

Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch


cudl:

monstror:

reidsass:

friendly reminder to not be rude to picky eaters or make fun of them because some picky eaters are very insecure about being picky eaters and do not actually like being picky eaters!! and chances are theyre picky eaters for a reason!! which is important to them!! so please do not call them out or be rude about it!!

Who the heck cares

people with eating disorders and allergies and health problems and anxiety care


jenniferlawrectum:

school grades coLLEGE WORK MONEY BILLS ADULTHOOD RESPONSIBILITY 

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proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you


notkatniss:

all clothes should be like $1


annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge


nancydrewho:

*saves game*

*presses exit game*

"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"

"I should just in case" 


fuzzleyan:

I love video games. I love video games a lot.

I am terrible at video games.


icychaoss:

Getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever


readytolift:

ashleeshaddix:

No one loves food as much as The Rock does.

Absolutely impossible to pick a favorite



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