Jess. 24. My life reads like a soap opera sometimes. I am burdened with glorious sarcastic tendencies that usually end up getting me in trouble.

jaimielannister:

when you clean your glasses and they go from like 280p to 1080p 


I cared once. Fucked me up.
—(via hefuckin)

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.


I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you good night — and there’s a lot of difference.
—Ernest Hemingway
(via aprilsdaydream)

DO YOU WANT SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN


lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members


nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!


actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 


phaserbeams:

I may be obnoxious but at least I’m obnoxious in the tags


tastefullyoffensive:

Because f**k sleep. [via]



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